YOU SAID:
I hate the dark. Give me the light!
INTO JAPANESE
私は暗闇が嫌いです。光をよこせ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't like the dark. I'm going to get you some light!
INTO JAPANESE
私は暗闇が好きではない。私はあなたにいくつかの光を取得するつもりです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I don't like the dark. I'm going to get you some light!
That's deep, man.