YOU SAID:

i hate the ducks on my front porch, always giving me stds

INTO JAPANESE

私はフロントポーチのアヒルが嫌いで、いつも私に性感染症を与えます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate front porch ducks and they always give me STDs

INTO JAPANESE

私はフロントポーチのアヒルが嫌いで、いつも私に性感染症を与えます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate front porch ducks and they always give me STDs