YOU SAID:

I hate the school computers because they are slower than a freaking turtle that has been hibernating for thirty years.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは30年間冬眠しているおかしなカメよりも遅いので、私は学校のコンピュータが嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate school computers because they are slower than the funniest turtles that have been dozing for 30 years.

INTO JAPANESE

私は学校のコンピュータが30年間居眠りしている最も面白いカメよりも遅いので嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate school computers because they are slower than the most interesting turtles that have been dozing for 30 years.

INTO JAPANESE

私は学校のコンピュータが30年間居眠りしている最も興味深いカメよりも遅いので嫌いです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I hate school computers because they are slower than the most interesting turtles that have been dozing for 30 years.