YOU SAID:

I have a bottel on my buttcrack

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の buttcrack に、bottel があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I the bottel my buttcrack.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、bottel 私の buttcrack。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was the bottel my buttcrack.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、bottel 私の buttcrack。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I bsettel my buttcrack.

INTO JAPANESE

私 bsettel 私 buttcrack。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I bsettel my buttcrack.