YOU SAID:
I have a cat in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに猫があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cat in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
猫が私のズボンであります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
猫は私のズボンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat is in my pants.
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