YOU SAID:
I have a clown hat on my toe.
INTO JAPANESE
私のつま先にピエロの帽子があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Clown hat on my toes.
INTO JAPANESE
私のつま先でピエロの帽子。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a clown hat on my toes.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のつま先でピエロ帽子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a clown hat on my toes.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のつま先でピエロ帽子です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is a clown hat on my toes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.