YOU SAID:
I have a happy hat and it will make me live forever.
INTO JAPANESE
私は幸せの帽子があるし、私は永遠に生きる。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will live forever, and I have the happiness hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私は永遠に生きるだろうし、私は幸せの帽子を持っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will live forever, and I have the happiness hat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.