YOU SAID:

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts, there you are about to be stabbed

INTO JAPANESE

私はココナッツの素敵な束を持っている、そこにあなたは刺されようとしています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a nice bunch of coconut, there you are going to be stabbed

INTO JAPANESE

私はココナッツの束をたくさん持っています、そこにあなたは刺されるつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a bunch of coconuts and you are going to be stabbed there

INTO JAPANESE

私はココナッツの束を持っているとあなたはそこに刺されるつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have a bunch of coconuts and you are going to be stabbed there