YOU SAID:
i have an aubergine in my shoe
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の靴で茄子があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have eggplant in my shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
私の靴にナスがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eggplant is my shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
ナスは、私の靴です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eggplant is my shoes.
That's deep, man.