YOU SAID:
I have an unhealthy obsession with shoelaces.
INTO JAPANESE
靴ひもとの不健全な執着があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An unhealthy obsession with shoelaces.
INTO JAPANESE
靴ひもとの不健全な執着。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An unhealthy obsession with shoelaces.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.