YOU SAID:

I have cheese itches, and want to sleep in a television from 1999, while my Pug defecates in my mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

私はチーズの痒みがあり、1999年からテレビで寝ていますが、私のパグは私の口の中で糞便をしています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have itching of cheese, I have been sleeping on TV since 1999, but my pug is feces in my mouth.

INTO JAPANESE

私はチーズのかゆみがありますが、私は1999年からテレビで寝ていましたが、私のパグは私の口の中の糞です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have itching of cheese, I have been sleeping on TV since 1999, but my pug is feces in my mouth.