YOU SAID:
i have crab hands and donkey hoofs
INTO JAPANESE
私はカニの手とロバのひづめを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a crab hand and a donkey hoof
INTO JAPANESE
私はカニの手とロバのひづめを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a crab hand and a donkey hoof
That didn't even make that much sense in English.