YOU SAID:

i have crippling depression :D

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私は不幸なうつ病があります：D

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I have an unhappy depression: D

INTO JAPANESE

不幸なうつ病があります：D

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There is an unhappy depression: D

INTO JAPANESE

不幸な不況があります：D

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There is an unhappy recession: D

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不幸な不況があります：D

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There is an unhappy recession: D