YOU SAID:

I have crusty feet and hairy toes would you like to sniff them yesh i bet u do

INTO JAPANESE

私は太った足と毛むくじゃらのつま先を持っていますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have fat legs and hairy toes?

INTO JAPANESE

太った脚と毛深い足あります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Fat legs and hairy legs.

INTO JAPANESE

太った脚と毛むくじゃらの足。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Fat legs and hairy legs.