YOU SAID:

i have eyes haha eat dirt big big yes fast car yes yes yes haha

INTO JAPANESE

私は目を持っていますハハは大きな大きな汚れを食べますはい速い車はいはいはいハハ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have eyes haha eat big big dirt yes fast car yes yes yes haha

INTO JAPANESE

私は目を持っていますハハは大きな大きな汚れを食べますはい速い車はいはいはいハハ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have eyes haha eat big big dirt yes fast car yes yes yes haha