YOU SAID:

i have feet on my head hands on my toes! well thats just great...

INTO JAPANESE

私は足元に手足の足を持っています！うーん、それはちょうど素晴らしい...

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I have legs and feet on my feet! Well, that is just wonderful ...

INTO JAPANESE

私は足と足を私の足に持っています！まあ、それは素晴らしいです...

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I have feet and feet on my feet! Well, that is amazing ...

INTO JAPANESE

私は足に足を持っています！まあ、それは素晴らしいです...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have legs on my feet! Well, that is amazing ...

INTO JAPANESE

私は足に足を持っています！まあ、それは素晴らしいです...

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have legs on my feet! Well, that is amazing ...