YOU SAID:
I have hamburger in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにハンバーガーがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Burger in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンでハンバーガー。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's a burger in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンのバーガーです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is in my pants.
INTO JAPANESE
それは私のズボンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is in my pants.
That's deep, man.