YOU SAID:

I have never danced with a one-legged woman who brews tea during the morning fog on a saturday

INTO JAPANESE

土曜の朝霧の中でお茶を淹れる片足の女とは踊ったことがない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've never danced with a one-legged woman brewing tea in the Saturday morning mist

INTO JAPANESE

土曜の朝霧の中でお茶を淹れている片足の女と踊ったことはない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I've never danced with a one-legged woman brewing tea in the Saturday morning mist