YOU SAID:

I have never laughed once in my entire life, except for when I saw a rowboat full of eels

INTO JAPANESE

人生で今ほどシラフだったことはないんだけど

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never been more sober in my entire life than I am right now...

INTO JAPANESE

人生で今ほどシラフだったことはないんだけど

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have never been more sober in my entire life than I am right now...