YOU SAID:
I have no friends and I am a loser.
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達がいないと私は敗者です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends and I am a loser.
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達がいないと私は敗者です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends and I am a loser.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.