YOU SAID:
I have no friends and I just pooped my pants
INTO JAPANESE
友達がいないのでズボンをはいた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wore pants because I don't have any friends
INTO JAPANESE
友達がいないのでズボンをはきました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wore pants because I don't have any friends
That didn't even make that much sense in English.