YOU SAID:
I have no friends because I'm very stupid and everyone hates me
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達がいません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達がいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends.
INTO JAPANESE
私は友達がいない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have no friends.
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