YOU SAID:

I have no idea where or who Mike is

INTO JAPANESE

私はマイクがどこにいるのか、誰が誰なのか分かりません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not know where Mike is, who I am

INTO JAPANESE

私はマイクがどこにいるのか、私が誰なのか分からない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not know where Mike is, who I am