YOU SAID:
I have no idea why this is here
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私はこれがここにあるのか分かりません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why I do not know this is here
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ私はこれがここにあるのか分からない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why I do not know this is here
That didn't even make that much sense in English.