YOU SAID:

I have no life kill me please my mother

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生を持っていない私は私の母を喜ばせる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not have a life I will please my mother

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生を持っていない私は母に喜ぶだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not have a life I will be pleased with my mother

INTO JAPANESE

私は人生を持っていない私は私の母に喜ぶだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I do not have a life I will be pleased with my mother