YOU SAID:
I have no life kill me please my mother
INTO JAPANESE
私は人生を持っていない私は私の母を喜ばせる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not have a life I will please my mother
INTO JAPANESE
私は人生を持っていない私は母に喜ぶだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not have a life I will be pleased with my mother
INTO JAPANESE
私は人生を持っていない私は私の母に喜ぶだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not have a life I will be pleased with my mother
Come on, you can do better than that.