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YOU SAID:

i have several things i need to say number 1 i have hemoroids and i want to die all of the time i might be in love with my best friend

INTO JAPANESE

私は数え切れないほどのことを言っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am saying countless things

INTO JAPANESE

私は無数のことを言っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am saying countless things

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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