YOU SAID:

I have shoes on my hands I must be writing with my feet

INTO JAPANESE

私は私の足に靴を持っていますが、私は自分の足で書く必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have shoes on my feet, but I need to write with my own feet

INTO JAPANESE

私は足に靴を持っていますが、私は自分の足で書く必要があります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have shoes on my feet, but I need to write with my own feet