YOU SAID:

i have three eyes and two noses. i eat pie with my ear.

INTO JAPANESE

私には三つの目と二つの鼻があります。私は耳でパイを食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have three eyes and two noses. I eat pie with my ears.

INTO JAPANESE

私には目が三つあり、鼻が二つあります。私は耳でパイを食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have three eyes and two noses. I eat pie with my ears.