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i have to go poo poo on the potty but I don't want drain monster to come kill me before i can kill myself

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私はトイレにうんちをしなければならないが、私は自分自身を殺すことができる前に私を殺すためにモンスターを殺すために来て欲しくない

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I have to poo to the toilet, but I don't want to come to kill monsters to kill me before I can kill myself

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレにうんちをしなければならないが、私は自殺する前に私を殺すためにモンスターを殺すために来たくない

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I have to poop in the bathroom but I don't want to come to kill monsters to kill me before I kill myself

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレでうんちをしなければならないが、私は自殺する前に私を殺すためにモンスターを殺すために来たくない

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I have to poop in the toilet but I don't want to come to kill monsters to kill me before I kill myself

INTO JAPANESE

私はトイレでうんちをしなければならないが、私は自殺する前に私を殺すためにモンスターを殺すために来たくない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I have to poop in the toilet but I don't want to come to kill monsters to kill me before I kill myself