YOU SAID:

i haven't eaten a decent ugly pie in ages

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年齢でまともな醜いパイを食べていません。

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Ugly a decent pie doesn't eat at age.

INTO JAPANESE

醜い歳でまともなパイを食べていません。

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Ugly old not eating a decent pie.

INTO JAPANESE

醜い古いまともなパイを食べていません。

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Ugly old decent pie doesn't eat.

INTO JAPANESE

醜い古いまともなパイを食べていません。

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Ugly old decent pie doesn't eat.