YOU SAID:

i hit this guy named george the other day, and he started crying. i told him to cry me a river, build me a bridge, and get over it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は先日georgeという名前のこの男を襲った、そして彼は泣き始めた。私は川を泣かせ、橋を築き、そしてそれを乗り越えるよう彼に言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I recently hit this guy named george, and he began to cry. I made the river cry, built the bridge, and told him to get over it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は最近ジョージという名前のこの男を襲った、と彼は泣き始めた。私は川を泣かせ、橋を作り、そしてそれを乗り越えるように彼に言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I recently hit this guy named George, he began to cry. I made the river cry, made a bridge, and told him to overcome it.

INTO JAPANESE

私は最近ジョージというこの男を襲った、彼は泣き始めた。私は川を泣かせ、橋を作り、そしてそれを克服するように彼に言った。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I recently hit this guy named George, he began to cry. I made the river cry, made a bridge, and told him to overcome it.