YOU SAID:
I HUMPED FIVE DWARFS ON NEW YEARS
INTO JAPANESE
私は新年に5人の小人をこぶした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I humped 5 dwarfs in the New Year
INTO JAPANESE
私は新年に5人の小人をこぶした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I humped 5 dwarfs in the New Year
That didn't even make that much sense in English.