YOU SAID:
I identify as a cheeseburger and I want to be eaten
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズバーガーとして識別し、私は食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I identified it as a cheeseburger, I want to eat
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズバーガーとしてそれを特定した、私は食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I identified it as a cheeseburger, I want to eat
Come on, you can do better than that.