YOU SAID:
I invest all my money into STEAMED HAMS
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてのお金を盗んだハムに投資します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will invest in ham which stole all money
INTO JAPANESE
私はすべてのお金を盗んだハムに投資します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will invest in ham which stole all money
That didn't even make that much sense in English.