YOU SAID:

I invested $50 into bitcoin and all i got was an anime body pillow

INTO JAPANESE

俺は軍隊を要求したのに お前だけだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I asked for an army and all I got was you.

INTO JAPANESE

俺は軍隊を要求したのに お前だけだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I asked for an army and all I got was you.