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YOU SAID:

I just called to say I have chlamydia.

INTO JAPANESE

さっき警察に電話したんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just called 911.

INTO JAPANESE

さっき警察に電話したんだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just called 911.

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