YOU SAID:
i just did a big fat poo
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど大きな太ったうんちをしました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just got a big fat poop
INTO JAPANESE
私はただ大きな太った糞を手に入れた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just got a big fat excrement
INTO JAPANESE
私はちょうど大きな脂肪の排泄物を手に入れました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I just got a big fat excrement
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