YOU SAID:
I just pooed my pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンをうんちした
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I pooped the pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンをうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poo pants
INTO JAPANESE
私はパンツをうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poo pants
That didn't even make that much sense in English.