YOU SAID:

i just shat myself inside the hot tub pick me up mom im scared

INTO JAPANESE

私はちょうどホットタブの中に自分自身をしゃべります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I just talk myself in the hot tub

INTO JAPANESE

私はホットタブで自分自身を話します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I speak myself in the hot tub

INTO JAPANESE

私は温水浴槽で自分自身を話します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I speak myself in the hot tub