YOU SAID:

I just shat on the cat! Help i cant stop i have colon problems and my pants are destroyed

INTO JAPANESE

猫をしゃべりました！コロンの問題があり、ズボンが破壊されるのを止められない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Talked a cat! There is a problem with the colon and the pants cannot be destroyed

INTO JAPANESE

猫と話しました！コロンに問題があり、ズボンを破壊することはできません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I talked to a cat! There is a problem with the colon and can not destroy the pants

INTO JAPANESE

猫と話しました！コロンに問題があり、ズボンを破壊することはできません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I talked to a cat! There is a problem with the colon and can not destroy the pants