YOU SAID:

I keep pooping into my laptop and closing it and it's infinite and endless

INTO JAPANESE

私はラップトップにうんちをして閉じ続けます、そしてそれは無限で無限です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I poop on my laptop and keep it closed, and it's infinite and endless

INTO JAPANESE

私はラップトップをうんちして閉じたままにします、そしてそれは無限で無限です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I poop and keep my laptop closed, and it's infinite and infinite

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんちをしてラップトップを閉じたままにします、そしてそれは無限で無限です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I poop and keep my laptop closed, and it's infinite and infinite