Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

I know what we are going to do today!

INTO JAPANESE

私は、我々 が今日やること、知っている!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know that we have to do today!

INTO JAPANESE

私は、我々 が今日持っている知っている!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

We have today, I know!

INTO JAPANESE

我々 が今日持っていると私は知っている!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know that we have today!

INTO JAPANESE

私は、我々 が今日持っていることを知っている!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I know that we have today!

Equilibrium found!

Come on, you can do better than that.

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