YOU SAID:
i lay these nuts on your face
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの顔にこれらのナッツを置く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put these nuts on your face
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの顔にこれらのナッツを置きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I put these nuts on your face
That didn't even make that much sense in English.