YOU SAID:

I licked a squirrel in my car because I'm really not on drugs!

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当に麻薬を飲んでいないので、車の中でリスをなめました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm really off drugs and licked a squirrel in the car!

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当に麻薬をやめて、車の中でリスをなめました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I really quit drugs and licked a squirrel in my car!

INTO JAPANESE

私は本当に麻薬をやめて、車の中でリスをなめました！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I really quit drugs and licked a squirrel in my car!