YOU SAID:
I like eating faeces while playing piano
INTO JAPANESE
ピアノを弾きながら糞を食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat poop while playing the piano
INTO JAPANESE
ピアノを弾きながらうんちを食べるのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to eat poop while playing the piano
That's deep, man.