YOU SAID:
I like having my massive poos
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の巨大なうんちを持つことが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to have my huge poo
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の巨大なうんちを持っているのが好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like to have my huge poo
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