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i like little tiny men in battleships and big plane dongs that are very tiny but hard and large

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私は戦艦や小さな飛行機の洞窟には小さな小さな男が好きです

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I like small little guys in battleships and small aircraft caves

INTO JAPANESE

私は戦艦や小型航空機洞窟の小さな小さな男が好きです

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I like small little guys in battleships and small aircraft caves