YOU SAID:
i like me some coffee
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーを私に好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like coffee to me.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like coffee.
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーが好きです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like coffee.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.