YOU SAID:

I lIke Moider(murder) and happiness, not cyanide and crappiness

INTO JAPANESE

私はモイダー（殺人）と幸福を好みます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like moiders (happiness) and happiness

INTO JAPANESE

私はモイダー（幸福）と幸福が好きです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I like moiders (happiness) and happiness