YOU SAID:

I like my beer cold...my TV loud...and my homosexuals flaming.

INTO JAPANESE

ビール風邪... をような大声で私のテレビ... と燃える私の同性愛者。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beer cold. Like my TV with out loud. My burning and gays.

INTO JAPANESE

ビール寒い。大声に、私のテレビ。私の書き込みと同性愛者。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cold beer. Loud on my TV. My writing and gay.

INTO JAPANESE

冷たいビール。私のテレビに大声で。私の文章とゲイ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cold beer. My TV loud. My writing and gay.

INTO JAPANESE

冷たいビール。私のテレビは大声で。私の文章とゲイ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cold beer. My TV is in a loud voice. My writing and gay.

INTO JAPANESE

冷たいビール。私のテレビは大きな声で。私の文章とゲイ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cold beer. My TV is in a loud voice. My writing and gay.